Good morning Everyone , Today I decided to get every ones day started with a Lil Giggle, , This one is called Men In Heaven,,enjoy!
" When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.I want all women to report to St. Peter."
Soon , the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who were truly heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said " You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed.Learn from him."
God turned to the one man,"How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here." (lmbo)
On that note everyone enjoy your day High 90 degrees low of 65,, keep your bodies replenish with lots of water,don't forget to take your Multivitamin, Bio 10, and also some Vitamin D,, , Cover your face with either a moisturizer with SPF Sunscreen , or a tinted Moisturizer with SPF Sunscreen in it, (most sunscreens with an SPF of 15 or higher do an excellent job of protecting against UVB).
Stay tuned for more updates and tips throughout the day !
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